teks first ever live DJ MIX ! (its abit shit but oh well)

yeah well
- so with lack of bvr now - i cant wack off the tallywackler all the time...

so errr check out - ma bloody DJ MIX - ya - its the tek tryin to dj... i have NEVER made a live dj mix before so this is the first one .... .

its done on ableton with ma faderfox controllin shit - there are alot of errors.... but - ya - u get the style of the thing... be interestin to see what ya all thinks.... take care :) - - -
teks first ever live dj mix thingy

being dumped at christmas..*edited*

SUCKS!

remix the tek! get famous!

well

not quite

i've made a sample pack of ma 'plug me in' track and have uploaded it as a rar

plug me in RAR

its got all (well i think all the important ones) samples as wavs.. the ableton .als sequence file and vocals..

also in the ableton file is the midi data for the lead line.. which i couldnt make into a standard midi file as its all from the arpegiators and fx in ableton - -  and that of the zt3a+ synth..

so u need that.. maybe

ya can use as much or as little as u want


with singin or without - or abit
playin it backward messages to satan etc - all good





anyway

the prize is ya go up on ma posh flash player!
woooo

FEAR is the mindkiller..

I will not fear
Fear is the mindkiller,
Fear is the little death
That brings total Oblivion
I will permit my fear to pass
Over me and through me
And where it has gone
I will turn the inner eye
Nothing will be there
Only I will remain.




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AWESOME AWESOME experience i tell u

even better if u have the 'trance vibrator' add on for it

its about half way through this video



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apparently the creators of the game said they had no intention or idea of what people would do with the thing..

well - whoever did the adverts for Rez cought up on it straight away..



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god knows what they would be doin if they had the vibe add on



fear might be the mind killer
but a vibrating ps2 attachment might just kill any feelin in the arse :|




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somehow i think this is where the creators or Rez got their inspiration from .... prolly Underworlds best track... and a fab video to boot..

shame mtv doesnt come with a trance vibrator... i'm gonnna email em and suggest the idea.. ohhh bump and grind indeeeeeed!!! ;)








OH DEAR.

all quiet on the western front

ok so i havnt been active much of late on myspazz - tho i have been busy with work-tryin to get abit more money in for christmas, new gf, and playing out - i've done two live sets in the last 2 or so months which is a record for me... its normally one a year - if that..

oh and ma dad gave me his ps2 - and being the addict i am i ran out and brough loads of games for it - love hammering outrun 2006 and the rather fantastically fab REZ

i've material from the live sets i'm editing and tweakin into an album - various other tracks i wanna finish off...and i'm still waiting for ma frakkin faderfox midi controller so i can start mixin in a dj style.. tho the time its takin to get here i think that might be an omen not to bother!







oh god i'm tryin to look cool or somethin

right - tis time to go work again, dealing with the gambling scum of  the universe - the seedy underbelly of money,addiction and greed! whooooooo

i'll post something eventually again i am sure - but - hey its not like that many of u read it anyway - i've kinda realised now 90% of ppl on ma list aint here for communication - just promotion

stay frosty out there
Tek

tekkaz v in2nation 14/11/06 LIVEset mp3

NEW!*tekkaz v in2nation LIVE 14/11/06


*right click and choose save target as.... save link as in firefox*




well ok!

 - i just wanna say thanks to everyone who turned up - i wasnt expectin much of a response on a tuesday but really - that was WAY more than i expected!

so for the few of ya who couldnt make it - i have been beaverin away on recordin of liveset for ya...

sorry but its just the sequence data from ma laptop - i dont have mic recording of in2nation on this one...but we will be workin on a proper album of this stuff...

this is everythin i played last night - unaltered or tweaked in any way..

highlights for me are the new stuff - invaders from zem (acid assault mix) - the track before it - plug me in....soon to have scary vocals from moi! wooooooOOOOOhh

the last track with loads of in2nation's hang instrument sampled up in played out better than i thought..seein as i was still writing the thing an hour before gig!

ohh and there is the teenage kicks remix i made for john peel day in there as well..

more pics and videos to come..





hope ya enjoy the set:)

Tek

Patrick Moore Knows the Score..

Patrick Moore - he Knows the Score..























check out the cosmik diskotastikness of it - tis in ma myspace player..


take it easy...
Tek

gig time AGAIN!

keele k2 club tuesday 14th november 2006


tekkaz vs in2nation - if ya havnt caught the tek doin his spooky shadowlandz stuff ya got another chance...dark spaced out breaks with added live HUNG playin from mr in2nation himself...


as this is a club gig and not suportin a band expect a few more boshin diskodancin ravetastic tracks in the mix - and yes i'm gonnna play the teenage kicks remix more than likely ;)

tentacle sex!!!! woah!!! squuuiddyness!

if ya ever seen any manga or jap anime cartoons - ya prolly if not seen, heard about the tentacle sex thing..

well i was under the impression that its a new thing really..and i heard also that alot of it is too satasify western perv's fetishes for some hardcore squiddy tentacle action!!

but i was wrong!

sorta



Hokusai's The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife is the first known depiction of the now wildly popular Japanese tentacle sex phenomenon.

It dates back to 1820...


so ya - just when we were all wrapped up in corsets and whatever in the west ... the japanese were into tentacle sex! haaa ya gotta love em




so ya - remember to practice ya tentacle action responsibly...




and when ya cant be arse with her no more and she STILL WANTS MORE BLOODY HELL

ya can hand her an official hello kitty vibrator for her to finish off with!





and if she still hasnt had enough ya could allways stuff  the hello kitty 'lover egg' up her arse!




top banannnnnnAAAAAA! 

the simple pleasures of geekdom (and why we should'nt breed)

unfortunately for this dude - his dad was abit of a geek..

nightmares

every day i keep on having the same one or something similar


i wake up and i cant move - there is a body on me pressing into me clawing me tight - its mouth wide open biting into my flesh

i try to move it - punch it - kick it - just hit it in any way to move it off but its stuck and wont move - like its prone and dead


very heavy tooo


i dont know where i am


i have some sense of geography but not sure what is right way up or anything

i can hear music but dont know what it is

i can hear deep breathing - snoring almost - t he kinda wet throaty gagging noise ppl snoring make - when they sound like they are gonna die

eventually i panic and shake enough to wake up

and it all becomes clear - the light is at the bottom of the bed - my room looks different cause i am sleeping on my bed - i thought i was on a sofa this time cause - i had the sheets pulled back and to the right so they were bunched up

and the music that was playing that was horrible and scarying me - is something on my hifi - it was clear when i was asleep but - i just didnt recognise it - its all ambient stuff today.... and i heard it clearly - just didnt recognise it


and the big dead heavy slobbing thing ontop of me biting into ma flesh - well i saw abit of its face this time

loooked like me.



i've had this every day i've got back from glade - on monday... maybe 3 or 4 times... i think its the heat - combined with everythin i got inside me - and that i am lying on my back i never lie on my back cause i get nightmares... almost allways.



its fuckin horribble i wish it would stop

its 11 30pm when i am reposting this for ma blog - i'm goin bed in a bit and feel abit nervous about it :|

tekkaz on BBC RADIO 1 SHOCKER!!

yup Rob de bank plays one of my tracks... Tiberian Flute - last night on radio 1 in the uk..

and its been added to the unsigned pod cast


so DOWNLOAD it now! and leave a comment! cheers!


but errr - they cock it up and call it southern star - but - i'll let em off - this once ;)


http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/onemusic/rob/unsigned.shtml

u can download the track AND the podcast..


and ya can listen to the show HERE


i come in after about 1 hour 18 mins....

take it easy..

oh - on the podcast - and download it IS southern star.... on the broadcast its tiberian flute...

2 for the price of one lol

shame they get cut off abit on the broadcast and podcast but - they are big tracks... i really need to make some 3 minute wonders! lol

freedom - or the lack of it..

ok check this out just watched a documentry on the tiananmen square protests..
 and yah - how western technology is now sold to the chinese goverment to opress the people there.

yahoo - google - cisco systems - all sell technology that allows the chinese goverment to track down anybody who says a single thing about them..
just look for yourself..goto google - do an image search for tianamen square - u will find pages and pages of pics - 13,800 images

mostly of the man standing infront of the tank.. which was taken by western journalists and hidden in a toliet
- cause the secret police broke into the hotel and took all the cameras

remember how famous this is - in eastern europe people saw this and thought - if one man can stand up to a tank - so can we..

in our image saturated times i think it can be easy to forget just HOW powerfull one image can be..

then goto chinese google http://www.google.cn/ type tiananmen square into the box then press the second button...the one that is normally the image search
 - press the search button at the right of the box..and look at what u get
2 pages - with 20 images - a few smiling tourists and happy chinese walkin around takin snaps..maps... a few buildings
no tanks - no slaughtering of civillians - no protests - nothing AT ALL

not only are western companies selling out our own people by relocating to china and other places with appaling human rights
- shocking working conditions and slave wages

we're also helping them to censor and control their own people


 so much for freedom



google.co.uk image search results



google.cn chinese image search result

 

monger of the month : - Is this you?

no idea who he is - i was rather ratarsed myselfi think ya can tell by his eyes he's a man on a mission



















well - hope ya managed to get home ok!
AND next time - lay off the ghb abit i think....

Kodagu

Kodagu

yeah - it's about time i did a breaks track - been a while

it does sound abit early chemical brothers in parts tho i think - and its not quite finished. . maybe add some vox or just a few other sounds here and there..

prolly do a tougher remix or 2. .
(oh and by the way - i think the myspace player does something to the sound - ya best downloading it for full effect - it seems to have some top end chopped off - sounds more splashy and abit messy - but - blah.)

thanks to the wonderful lady Yaquta for the inspiration :)
i searched for some phrases in Guju - then looked at some images and this place came up - 'the scotland of the east!' woooo
kinda goes with the landscape style and spacyness of the choon i think..



hope ya all like anyway. .



peace and long life


TEk.

 

spacelab - live at monkee 25/5/02

spacelab(tekkaz) live at monkee 2002

yeah just uploaded an old mp3 of a live pa i did for monkee back in the day...this was one of the last gigs i ever did with midi gear.. software was soon to take over...alot of the sounds in this were made up on reason and other software synths before being sampled into ma yamaha a3000 hardware rack sampler...

am down on flyer as spacelab - lol - long story..

its a pretty decent set - ppl liked it - its just - when i listen to it now i just hear the midi errors where everythin glitches just that little bit when all the loops kick in at once - oh the pains of midi and serial data transmission

but yah - tis a tekkaz classic i think... infact ma new dragon set is more of a followup to this set - than to my last live at monkee one. .

ya will see in time...


just check out all my studio gear bak then.... now i is nuthin just a laptop and control surface...

oh modern times.. still what i run now sounds loads better i think... i do miss the boxes tho... and all that knobbage!

anyways - hope ya like anyway :)


Tek

the STOKE diet

the results of one nights knobtwiddlin



god i'm gonnna die young :|

WinCHESTA diSK - LIKE MASSSIVE!!!

just imagine ya gone back in time too 1981

and ya fancy some STATE OF THE ART ACTION with da best pc ya can get - so ya gonnna need a harddrive - or WHINCHESTER DISK as they were called then....
i remember well ...our school had one - it constantly crashed (mosty due to us kids turnin of the pcs at the wrong time etc)... and it was big - LARGE DOG sized big..... ohhh and MASSIVE storage capacity as well just check out this beastie







just FUCK ME STUPID WITH A KNOBBLY STICK