Friday, 16 February 2007

who wants to be a millionaire - thicko edition..

usa
what does a surge protector protect u against?

answer = water flow










russia
dont ask this audience! 100% WRONG!












saudi arabia
the question is ' just how many world wars have there been?'
choose between 1 and 4 - uses lifeline and is left with the choice of 2 or 3 world wars.. still being saudi maybe he classes the current conflict in iraq etc as the 3rd ;)












croatia
'They ask him which of the two Kostelic family members' names combined give the title of the fairytale (Ivica and Marica, Hans & Gretchel in original) [son & mother].'
it must be a really easy question for a croatian..

u dont need to understand it - just look at the dudes face when he realises hes won NOTHING! haaa











usa
what punctuation mark is commonly used to introduce a list of items?

answer = colon

(just check out her face at the end)










uk

dont phone a friend if hes an idiot










uk again..

which of these is a popular composition by J.S.Bach?

answer = gust up a gusset










finally france
what object orbits around the earth?

answer = the sun








Thursday, 8 February 2007

the LAST starfighter

greetings starfighter
u have been recruited by the star league to
defend the frontier against the forces of zur and the kodan armada
GET READY










when i was a kid i kinda dreamed if i was good enough at videogames
they'd come to get me and i'd be blastin baddies in an intergalactic stylie

never happened :|

Thursday, 1 February 2007

bitJam 31.1.07 liveset mp3 - and pics from event

ok - edited and uploaded pics... and rendered ma set out as mp3.. only when i loaded it i realised there was a glitch towards the end - which breaks ya out of the trance i was tryin to create abit - but its what happened on the night..

shame i didnt get the improvised additions from the audiocongress boys recorded... i was happy with what they added to my set - and supprised it worked as well as it did..

anyway - it was a good night.

tekkaz (ambient techno squid fluffing set) right click and press save as to DL WOooo




pics are in order of events


bitjam31.1.07.1

bitjam31.1.07.2

bitjam31.1.07.3

bitjam31.1.07.4

god complex

bitjam31.1.07.5

bitjam31.1.07.6

bitjam31.1.07.7

bitjam31.1.07.8

bitjam31.1.07.9

bitjam31.1.07.10

god complex and dj fresh

bitjam31.1.07.11

bitjam31.1.07.12

audiocongress

bitjam31.1.07.13

bitjam31.1.07.14

bitjam31.1.07.15

tekkaz

bitjam31.1.07.18

bitjam31.1.07.17

bitjam31.1.07.16

carlMT and vurt
bitjam31.1.07.19


cheers to everyone for cummin along and watchin abit of live knobbin action!

lookin forward to the next event - last week of feb no doubt, will keep ya all informed..




and ya..
if u really want - i made an alternate recording of the set - removed the glitch
BUT - somethin happened and alot of the fx are gone.. ya might prefer it like this ... i dunno - just is here if u want it..


alternate mix -  right click and press save as to DL WOooo



stay frosty out there
TEk


women ARE stupid - men are clever.. the proof is here!


just check out this video..


Men vs Women








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but indeed, just as i was moanin to myself and gettin all worked up about how sexist and just generally dumb this man in - i looked at one of the comments on the page

'if anyone of you speak arabic you will know this video is bullshit, its just a joke people, the speaker is not drawing what you see and is not saying whats in the captions'

thats so fuckin tru - just cause i expect this sort of attitude, doesnt mean this is real... i CANT understand arabic so i have NO IDEA if this is real or not..

so i guess when i see such things in the future i should reserve judgement..





still tho i agree with what he says HAAAAAAAA ;)

women ARE stupid - men are clever.. the proof is here!


just check out this video..


Men vs Women








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but indeed, just as i was moanin to myself and gettin all worked up about how sexist and just generally dumb this man in - i looked at one of the comments on the page

'if anyone of you speak arabic you will know this video is bullshit, its just a joke people, the speaker is not drawing what you see and is not saying whats in the captions'

thats so fuckin tru - just cause i expect this sort of attitude, doesnt mean this is real... i CANT understand arabic so i have NO IDEA if this is real or not..

so i guess when i see such things in the future i should reserve judgement..





still tho i agree with what he says HAAAAAAAA ;)